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"Owwww! The pain! *lmao*"
2nd August 2001 @ 7:10 p.m.
*lol* I am such a huge idiot! I managed to Sellotape my bottom lip to a pack of toilet rolls. So many people have looked at me weird and asked me how I did it, so I'll explain... We have a "back door" Area where everyone shoves broken packets and goods. There was a pack of toilet rolls I had to fix with tape, so I took a bit of tape and put it on my lip to get the pack ready to get stuck together, and when it was I started to tape it together, but I couldn't remove the tape from my lip. I managed to get it off though, with a few pieces of skin too. My lip is so painful! James asked me what I did and he didn't really laugh at me. He just told me about the time he ripped the skin fron his lip when he put some paper on it. The first thing he said to me (when I was moaning) was: "Are you feeling sorry for yourself?" I nodded and said: "Who else is gonna feel sorry for me?" and he smiled and said "true..." Nasty piece of work squeezed my hands and wouldn't let go. I tried all sorts of stuff to get him to let go, like trying to kick him and I resorted to saying "You're the best looking guy in the world!" Cos it hurt so much and his reply was just "I know, you told me last night," So I went to beat the crap outta him. And when it was time for me to go home he said: "Aww, is Kirsty going away? Gonna miss me!?" and put his arms around me and hugged me close. I shouted: "I'm going yet! Besides, I'm gonna see you at work tomorrow... Unfortunately!" and then he let me go. Now yesterday was quite funny. Sue Oldfield took the tannoy phone off the hook in the systems room because she couldn't stand the music, so when anyone went on the tannoy it wouldn't go "Bong". Craig took a phone call for Sue O and went over the tannoy: "BING BONG! Sue Oldfield telephone call on line one please, Sue!" She didn't sound too pleased when he did that! *lol* But he went home and it gave all the lads some ideas. James Knights started it off by saying: "Elliott Knickers to the warehouse please, Elliott Knickers!" (Elliott Nicholls) Elliott took his revenge on Peter Cook by saying: "Peter Not-Quite-Cooked to the kitchen please, Peter Not-Quite-Cooked!" Peter said something about James which wasnt exactly hilariously funny. But I heard all the names "Chris Cobwebb" (Chris Webb) and "Stuart Mayonnaise" (Stuart Mays) If anyone has any funny name for James, e-mail me: mmmbisto@yahoo.com. I'll love you forever! *lol* But James was a meanie and found some stuff for me to reduce with the 1st on, and asked me if I wanted him to hold my hand to walk to the produce chiller and I told him to shut up. Later on in the warehouse he was wheeling some potatoes out and he looked at me and said: "Y'know you're actually quite good looking..."
"You what!? Why? You need your head checked!" I replied.
When I went to get the stuff that hadn't sold down produce (which he gave me to reduce) James walked over to me. "When I say you're very sexy and that..."
"But you haven't said that," I told him.
"Well I just said it. I don't mean it cos that would mean I fancy you. And I don't. You have Craig and I have a girl." I dunno why he brought that up, because I know he's a goof off. Mum told me it sounded like a guilty conscience. I mean, why did he bring up the "I'd pick you over Megan any day" I mean, why? Megan wears contacts and wears make-up and she's pretty. I wear broken glasses and no make-up so that's why James jokes around like he does, because no one in their right mind would love me. I sometimes wonder what Craig sees in me. Me and Craig had everyone in fits of laughter in the canteen today by having a mini argument. Aww. He's a cutie, and I still love you babe if you're reading this! *Mwah*
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